King Leonards Coronation 🐀👑

Part of a trade with Jayden (https://bsky.app/profile/jaytheknottywolf.bsky.social) featuring their paladin Lorengale.

During his journey to Elturel Gutternoze found himself passing through a small town that was being plagued by a cruel paladin bully named Lorengale. Everywhere the rat looked he could see citizens of all shapes and sizes reeling from the paladins wrath; underpants were brutally wedgied, titties were twisted, heads were brutally noogied and shoved in latrines, it was a massacre of humiliation.

The rat couldn't bare to see those innocent people suffering under such a tyrannical bully and decided to put an end to this.

Gutternoze simply followed the trail of embarrassed citizens and torn undies until he came face to face with Lorengale, who currently had a small raccoon villager in a headlock and was in the process of giving him a wet willy.

Gutternoze fired an eldrich blast at Lorengales feet to get his attention. The dragonborn looked up at the small, hooded rat and smirked, he then immediately grabbed the waistband of the raccoons underwear and in one swift motion yanked his tightywhities up and over his head and hooked the waistband under the raccoons chin, before shoving the villager to one side in a groaning mess and walking towards the scruffily dressed rat.

Gutternoze tried to get Lorengale to leave peacefully but the dragonborn just laughed in his face. Seeing no other option, Gutternoze let loose a volley of eldrich blasts straight towards Lorengales chest.

Unfortunately for the rat Lorengale was able to expertly dodge the rats attack, almost like he'd been waiting for the rat to lash out; and it was at this moment Lorengale decided to demonstrate to the young warlock his own unique type of magic.

In a swift motion Lorengale stretched out his hand, and suddenly Gutternoze felt his filthy, tattered tightywhities shoot out of his pants at breakneck speed, the sudden force causing the rat to lose focus on his own attack, Gutternoze had never been given a wedgie before, never mind a magical wedgie, the whole experience sent him into a sudden flurry of panic.

This was unlike any kind of magic Gutternoze had ever encountered in his travels before; it was a very unique kind of magic wielded only by tyrannical bullies such as Lorengale. The spell in question was known as "King Leonards Coronation", and it looked like the rat was about to get "crowned".